Post by Ramon F Herrera Post by Ramon F Herrera Post by Anthony Marsh
JFK Numbers (and movies)
Is that the original or the remake?
That is an excellent question, Grasshopper. I was looking for the one
which had the strongest humor and mocking effect, with Anastasia and
Drizella raising their huge asses. As you know, there are many
variations (Pretty Woman, etc.).
It dawned on me: "The original is perfect for my devious plans!". The
Queen in Snow White would be proud of my nefarious approach.
??(a) The version promised in the trailer where Anastasia Morley and
Drizella Schnapf display their humongous asses, for the whole Royal
Court to witness.
??(b) A version enumerating my little mice, birdies who along the years
have helped me make the dress for Cindy, while I was being blocked by
one of the sisters (no malice, just cluelessness) and sabotaged by the
other (with malice).
I Am Going to Make Them an Offer They Can't Refuse Classics
It is not easy to create your own films based on somebody else's
footage. Sometimes you strike gold, Oscar worthy material:
Several of the best examples:
- Related to Sweet Caroline:
"We Have a T-Rex Badford!"
"No Matter How Hopeless, No Matter How Far"
- Related to the CAPA gang:
"Dr. Wecht???s CAPA Choir"
[Note: A coming revision will feature "Freeze" as Bill Kelly]
In Cinderella, we have remarkable matches as well:
Cindy = JFK Numbers (duh!)
Anastasia Morley and Drizella Schnapf
The mice and birds who make her the most beautiful dress = The loyal
team of designers working of the Free Open Source 3D Model of Dealey
Plaza. Some are hired guns, some work at a discount, provide lots of
additional unpaid material, some for free (rare).
That leaves a critical question. Who is the mean step mother? The one who
is stuck in the past, inextricably tied by Anastasia and Drizella?
Unfairness and cluelessness personified?
For more general to specific, the candidates are:
JFK Community as a whole?
AARC Library, MFF et al?
The C.A.P.A Board?
Political Satire Films